I promised you a continuation of the story of the junk picture-taking guy. Read on!
A few nights ago I received a text message from none other than the “I want to show you a picture of my junk via text message” guy. It was 12:10 a.m. this past SUNDAY morning. Great, you went out for St. Patty’s day and got wasted. That is super original. [Who am I kidding? That would have been fun, but it was my weekend with Qbear so I was engaged in far more mundane albeit far more quality activities.] But, lucky for him, this time he did not interrupt any dreams. In fact, this time I did not even wake up to the messages, thank goodness!
First message: “Savanah i’m drunk, did you see my d*%$ the other.day?”
Yes, you are interpreting d*%$ correctly, I assure you. That is correct ladies and gentlemen, he sent me a picture of aforementioned instrument. Luckily, I deleted it without seeing it. I cannot imagine how horrified if I would have been if I had opened that media message! Bleck!
Second message at 12:27 a.m.: “Anyways. I kinda wanna f@^$ you. ;/ youd be surprised at how good I am. ;/”
Seriously. That is disgusting. Word to the wise boys – this is NOT the appropriate way to get a girl’s attention. Wait, wait, let me qualify that – this is the correct way to get a girl’s attention, thoroughly disgust her, and make her want to throw up everything she ate that day. It is not sexy. It is not a turn on. It is not anything except perverted and gross. DO NOT DO THIS!
Obviously, scathing responses did not work for this guy. I chose not to respond. So far, it has worked. I guess we will see if he can refrain from additional perverted texts.