This stupid mother-truckin’ dating website is really starting to annoy the crap out of me! It went from being entertaining, which is why I used to check it, to simply irritating. It just serves to remind me, at this point, of my single-hood combined with my uncanny ability to attract d-bags.
1) I will pretty much NEVER meet anyone from this stupid dating website because I don’t want to be murdered.
2) Dudes with NO HAIR keep messaging me, and it creeps me out. I don’t like long hair; I don’t like no hair. I like a lovely head of hair, preferably dark and maybe with a slight curl, that is thick and full and NOT BALD! Quit it, gross men. Quit messaging me. Just stop. Right now.
3) Seriously?! A SIXTY YEAR OLD MAN?!?!?! What the…… WTF?! WHY WHY WHY?! I AM twenty-seven mother f-ing years old. Hell to the no.
4) I have said it before; I will say it again: SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ARE IMPORTANT. An occasional typo is human but “wut” is not the correct form of “what” and try using complete sentences.
What is even more annoying is when I meet someone that I think I have a connection with, IN REAL LIFE, and it goes no where! Here is a tip DUDES: Girls don’t like mixed messages. Do not tell a girl you liked hanging out with her, don’t OBVIOUSLY flirt with, and then NEVER CALL, or hell, even text, since I dislike talking on the phone anyways. I don’t want to play games; I dislike drama; I can’t STAND clingy.
Let’s break this down: be honest, be straightforward, quit trying “to be nice and spare my feelings”. I will not “go crazy” on you. In fact, what makes me “go crazy”? MIXED MOTHER F-ING MESSAGES.
Quit wasting my time.