A while ago, I wrote a fun, short post meant purely to be humorous. Here. Because what’s a few more hits on what I believe is my most “popular” post. This post contained picture, drawn by ME, which were humorous imaginations of Google search terms.
I should have known. Posting about Google search terms which are [I guess?] popular search terms was going to result in skewed stats. The only reason that post is popular is BECAUSE of those search terms. Ugh. Sometimes I am annoyed by that, but other times, I use it to coast along in oblivious admiration of how popular my blog is. I just kick back for days on end thinking, “Aaaaaaah – I’m so popular!” Seriously – I have over 100 hits everyday. I imagine it’s countless WordPress users stumbling upon my blog and realizing what a genius I am, but let’s face facts: I’m lazy, and that one post is probably keeping those stat bars raised. Like the roof. [See what I did there? It was a joke. Like raising the roof ;)]
Some other search terms that seem to support my stats?
“peas” “supernovas” “rocks” “brillo pad”
Some obscure search terms that I am curious to understand how that led to MY particular blog?
“wrapped up urinals” Have I ever talked about urinals? I know I’ve talked about bathrooms, but urinals?
“gym bathrooms” Again, GYM bathrooms? Is it because in one post I mentioned the gym in passing and in another I hate on stupid bathroom photos?
“reverse crunch black and white” I get this one sort of. I mean – I mentioned reverse crunches. I wasn’t aware they could be black or white. This isn’t a Michael Jackson song.
“order fulfillment” What?
The moral of the story, folks, is that if you make a funny post using popular Google search terms, they will carry your blog to “fame”. Oh, and also that I’m lazy. 😀
[Please keep reading though because I like to feel awesome. ;)]