On Dudes Who Wear Sunglasses [A Short Note]

Dear dudes:

You look super cool in your fancy Oakley [or whatever brand is cool now] wrap-around sunglasses.  You really, really do.


Ultimate “cool status” symbol

This is where I’m going to include the gentlemen out there who always wear aviators.

Don’t worry – the level of “cool” rivals that of the wrap-arounds.

Here’s the thing, though; I never trust dudes who only  ever have pictures of themselves in those “cool” sunglasses.  Sure!  You look like a B.A.M.F with them on, but why are they the only pictures you have of yourself?  Huh?  What’s wrong with your eyes?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Point:  Take new pictures without your sunglasses.

Point:  Sometimes it’s NOT summer, and you don’t need them.

Point:  You look like a tool.


4 thoughts on “On Dudes Who Wear Sunglasses [A Short Note]

  1. What if… they’re short-sighted. And they don’t wanna be seen in glasses, so they wear their powered sunglasses 24/7?

    Actually I have a friend who’s like that… he’s always wearing these powered sunglasses, and I have no idea why. It’s like he’s lost his regular glasses or something.

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