You look super cool in your fancy Oakley [or whatever brand is cool now] wrap-around sunglasses. You really, really do.
Ultimate “cool status” symbol
This is where I’m going to include the gentlemen out there who always wear aviators.
Don’t worry – the level of “cool” rivals that of the wrap-arounds.
Here’s the thing, though; I never trust dudes who only ever have pictures of themselves in those “cool” sunglasses. Sure! You look like a B.A.M.F with them on, but why are they the only pictures you have of yourself? Huh? What’s wrong with your eyes?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Point: Take new pictures without your sunglasses.
Point: Sometimes it’s NOT summer, and you don’t need them.
Point: You look like a tool.