Folks, apparently I can get cray with the best of them. 😉
My poor cousin is so good natured, he just put up with all my crazy antics out on the town on a Saturday night. A couple of recaps include:
“Haaave you met my cousin Josh? He’s new in town.” -Me to the lovely lady with the less lovely friend. I then proceeded to chat up the friend for a while. I’m a good wing-cousin. (Insert TM symbol here.) 😉
Loud statements about my own standards and types of guy I find attractive. “Not those two!”
Stating that I was at the most depressing house ever because I was out having a good time only to be thrust into the bowels of someone else’s sadness.
Definitively determining that men who look like bearskin rugs aren’t what I consider attractive.
Not remembering faces…or the amount of hair one has or does not have.
Stating that I am going to be so on-purpose creepy to girls my cousin meets if they come to the apartment. Example: apparently I’m going to make them breakfast and tell them to leave and that they can keep the fork.
Overall joviality and merriment. 🙂
I’m ridiculous….wait for it…ly awesome! 😀