On Crappy Pick-up Lines No. 3

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would U and I together.”  And I would hate THAT because I am a bit of grammar-crazed lunatic, so let’s leave the letters where they belong, shall we?  In ALPHABETICAL ORDER.

“How you doing baby contact you just call me text me ##########”  I’m sorry – I’m sorry what are trying to tell me?

“If you want to get to know me better, feel free to send me a message.”  If I wanted to get to know you better, I would have sent you a message in the first place…  

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